Home and school reciter; readings, declamations and plays, original compositions and choice selections of the best literature (1902) (14577293907)

Identifier: homeschoolrecite00lint (find matches)
Title: Home and school reciter; readings, declamations and plays, original compositions and choice selections of the best literature ..
Year: 1902 (1900s)
Authors: Linthicum, Richard. (from old catalog)
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Publisher: Chicago, Ill., J.S. Ziegler & co
Contributing Library: The Library of Congress
Digitizing Sponsor: The Library of Congress



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CHOICE HUMOR. 121 for its own muzzer; thats a toody-woody;thats a blessed ittle ump o sugar. Thus conjured, the heir opened itsmouth sufficiently for the father to thrustin his finger, and that gentleman havingconvinced himself by the most unmistak-able evidence that a tooth was there, im-mediately kicked his hat across the room,buried his fist in the lounge, and declaredwith much feeling that he could lick theindividual who would dare to intimate thathe was not the happiest man on the faceof the earth. Then he gave Mrs. Jones ahearty smack on the mouth and snatchedup the heir, while that lady rushed trem-blingly forth after Mrs. Simmons, wholived next door. In a moment Mrs. Simmons came tear-ing in as if she had been shot out of a gun,and right behind her came Miss Simmons at a speed that indicated that she had beenejected from two guns. Mrs. Simmons at once snatched the heirfrom the arms of Mr. Jones and hurried itto the window, where she made a carefuland critical examination of it